Nothing is sweeter than children’s laughter. So here are the 40 best dog jokes for kids that will, without a doubt, give the little ones and you a serious case of the howling giggles.
Question : Why do dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs!
Question : Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s hard to run in squares!
Question : What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie flower!
Question : What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A: A greyhound buzz!
Question : Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
A: Because “Frost” bites!
Question : Which dog keeps the best time?
A: A guard dog!
Question : What breed of dog LOVES living in the city?
A: A New Yorker!
Question : Why does a tree look like a big dog?
A: They both have a lot of bark!
Question : What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: A cockercanichedoo!
Question : What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
Question : What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!
Question : Where do you find a dog without legs?
A: Where you left it!
Question : Why don’t dogs dance well?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Question : What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should you walk or take a dog?
Question : Why should you be careful when it’s pouring rain?
A: Because you could walk into a poodle!
Question : Why can’t dogs operate the DVD remote?
A: Because they always press the paw button!
Question : How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags its tail and the other touches a whale!
Question : Why was the dog sweating so much?
A: It was a hot dog!
Question : What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought him food?
A: Bone appetite!
Question : What do you call a great canine detective?
A: Sherlock Os!
Question : How do fleas move from place to place?
A: While hiking!
Question :What breed of dog does Dracula like the most?
A: Blood dogs!
Question : What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
A: Cupcakes!
Question : What types of stores do dogs like the most?
A:Retail stores!
Question : What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
A: Pupperoni Pizza!
Question : What breed of dog chases anything red?
A: A bulldog!
Question : What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: It’s ruffffffff!!
Question : What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A: A trombone !
Question :What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
A: “It hit the spots!”
Question : What type of market should you NEVER take your dog to?
A: A flea market!
Question : What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-tastrophy!
Question : What do you call a dog that has been outside in the cold?
A: A pusicle!
Question : What to do if a dog chews your dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
Question : Which breed of dog is the quietest?
A: A silent puppy!
Question : What breed of dog LOVES bubble baths?
A: A shampoo!
Question : What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop annoying me !
Question : What is a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?
A: Poached eggs!
Question : Why did the Dalmatian go to an ophthalmologist?
A: He kept seeing spots!
Question : What breed of dog is sure to laugh at all your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!
Question : What does a dog get when he completes obedience school?
A: His pet diploma!
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