40 Funny Dog Jokes for Kids of All Ages

Nothing is sweeter than children’s laughter. So here are the 40 best dog jokes for kids that will, without a doubt, give the little ones and you a serious case of the howling giggles.

Question : Why do dogs like phones?

A: Because they have collar IDs!

Question : Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because it’s hard to run in squares!

Question : What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A: A collie flower!

Question : What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?

A: A greyhound buzz!

Question : Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?

A: Because “Frost” bites!

Question : Which dog keeps the best time?

A: A guard dog!

Question : What breed of dog LOVES living in the city?

A: A New Yorker!

Question : Why does a tree look like a big dog?

A: They both have a lot of bark!

Question : What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

A: A cockercanichedoo!

Question : What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?

A: A croaker spaniel!

Question : What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?

A: A golden receiver!

Question : Where do you find a dog without legs?

A: Where you left it!

Question : Why don’t dogs dance well?

A: Because they have two left feet!

Question : What did one flea say to the other?

A: Should you walk or take a dog?

Question : Why should you be careful when it’s pouring rain?

A: Because you could walk into a poodle!

Question : Why can’t dogs operate the DVD remote?

A: Because they always press the paw button!

Question : How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?

A: One wags its tail and the other touches a whale!

Question : Why was the dog sweating so much?

A: It was a hot dog!

Question : What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought him food?

A: Bone appetite!

Question : What do you call a great canine detective?

A: Sherlock Os!

Question : How do fleas move from place to place?

A: While hiking!

Question :What breed of dog does Dracula like the most?

A: Blood dogs!

Question : What is a dog’s favorite dessert?

A: Cupcakes!

Question : What types of stores do dogs like the most?

A:Retail stores!

Question : What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?

A: Pupperoni Pizza!

Question : What breed of dog chases anything red?

A: A bulldog!

Question : What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

A: It’s ruffffffff!!

Question : What is a dog’s favorite instrument?

A: A trombone !

Question :What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?

A: “It hit the spots!”

Question : What type of market should you NEVER take your dog to?

A: A flea market!

Question : What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?

A: A CAT-tastrophy!

Question : What do you call a dog that has been outside in the cold?

A: A pusicle!

Question : What to do if a dog chews your dictionary?

A: Take the words out of his mouth!

Question : Which breed of dog is the quietest?

A: A silent puppy!

Question : What breed of dog LOVES bubble baths?

A: A shampoo!

Question : What did the dog say to the flea?

A: Stop annoying me !

Question : What is a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?

A: Poached eggs!

Question : Why did the Dalmatian go to an ophthalmologist?

A: He kept seeing spots!

Question : What breed of dog is sure to laugh at all your jokes?

A: A Chi-ha-ha!

Question : What does a dog get when he completes obedience school?

A: His pet diploma!

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